April Fox

…where baby girl is on the phone with her friend:

my mom just ordered justin beiber party stuff for my birthday… no, no, he cut his hair… i KNOW. he can’t do the flip anymore… have you seen him? he can’t do the FLIP… no, she didn’t get the pinata… she said she would have loved to get it for me but but she couldn’t, then i told her it was a pull string and she couldn’t bash him in the face anyway… yeah… i KNOW, i can’t believe he cut his HAIR. i’ll have to wear my purple justin beiber shirt… maybe my pink one… i can’t decide.

jumping jesus on a pogo stick.