April Fox

jeremy: if a star trek convention came to asheville, who do you think anthony would make you dress up as?

me: if a star trek convention came to asheville, i think you’d have to be anthony’s date.

jeremy: who should i dress up as, then?

me: spock.

jeremy: no, i’d dress up as yoda. go to a star trek convention as yoda… haaaaahahahahahaha… that would be like suicide. do you know who yoda is?

me: yes.

jeremy: ok, so you get why that’s funny. spock is the only guy you know from star trek, isn’t he?

me: …yeah.

jeremy: *shakes head sorrowfully* oh mom. we have so much to teach you. perhaps we should get you some sort of textbook.