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How the Naughty Poo Got In, or, Ape Gets a Dog
In a little red hut in my little white house in my little shit town, there is a little spotted dog with no legs. This is the story of that no-legged dog. I am in possession of two people with charming smiles and big blue eyes. One of them uses me as a backrest while…
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Not Quite Superfly.
I may have brought to your attention once that beloved has an extreme aversion to insects, especially flies. I was aware of this early on, thanks to a conversation we had regarding daddy longlegs (the bane of my existence) and camel crickets (the then-bane of his, and which terrified me into attempting to pee standing…