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How NC’s Amendment One Will Turn America into China (And Other Foolish Points)
What happens if amendment one passes: 1: Homos run amok, using their incredible mind control powers to hypnotize all the heteros and force them to marry in the same bigoted backwoods churches that sentenced them to hell for putting their wieners on other boys’ wieners. (Lesbians are ok, per most clergy. They got that shit…
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Why the Religious Right is Scared of Old Ladies
This photo has been passed around on Facebook all day today. I don’t know who took it-if anyone does, let me know, so I can give the photographer proper credit-but I do know this: it’s absolutely terrifying. These women are the biggest threat facing our society today. Our entire nation is at risk because of…
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Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss.
my beau likes to call me his star-bellied sneetch a thought borrowed from seuss; o, the things he can teach about tolerance, love, and even tattoos about fun and about things like fish, reds and blues today is his birthday, this seuss friend of mine so go out and celebrate, sparkle and shine live like…
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Just When You Think Bob Morris Has Reached the Pinnacle of Stupidity…
A few days ago, Bob Morris wrote a letter accusing the Girl Scouts of hooking up with Planned Parenthood [ha, see what I did there?] to turn young girls into slutty lesbians who will somehow get knocked up during same-sex romps, thus requiring the need for extensive abortion services. Yeah, THAT makes sense, Bob. He…
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Bob Morris, I Love You-In a Totally Homosexual Way
So I like this Bob Morris guy. In case you don’t know who he is, he’s the Indiana* state representative who wrote a hilarious letter claiming that Planned Parenthood and the Girl Scouts are in cahoots, plotting to corrupt the lives of young girls and turn them into raving sex fiends. [When I was a…
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Welcome to Stepford, Mrs. Duggar
I came across a funny article today. Apparently, Michelle Duggar-the chick who’s had so many kids that she had to learn to walk on her hands to keep them from falling out-shared her tips for maintaining a happy marriage. I have to confess that I’ve never seen her reality show and only know of her…
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Who Stole Dup’s Gear?
Over the weekend, somebody broke into the rented practice space of a musician in town. The idiot-or idiots-stole an estimated $5000 worth of equipment from Dup Crosson, including his cherished custom guitar. (You can read the full story and see a photo of the guitar here. There’s also a photo of the guitar at the…
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Beating Your Wife is Cool if You Have a Record Deal*
I very rarely read entertainment news, but a story today caught my eye, and what I read was absolutely appalling. Three years ago, a pop musician named Chris Brown was arrested for assaulting his girlfriend. He beat her about the face until she bore no resemblance at all to who she was before the assault.…
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Love and Addiction
Love and addiction: two sides of the same coin, maddening, exhilarating, deadly.
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Homeschoolers, Not Fundamentalists
Homeschoolers, Not Fundamentalists Apparently, the old idea that homeschoolers are all crazy, right-wing fundamentalists still persists. In fact, kids are being homeschooled for a variety of reasons today. http://www.associatedcontent.comarticle/137211/homeschoolers_not_fundamentalists.html
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