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The Dog Ate My… What?
Don’t let that sweet face fool you-behind those big eyes and the cute fuzzy mohawk is a fetish that’s ruining my life. Mutt has settled in pretty well in the week and a half since we brought him home. He’s conquered his initial shyness and now darts around the house like a weasel on meth,…
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How the Naughty Poo Got In, or, Ape Gets a Dog
In a little red hut in my little white house in my little shit town, there is a little spotted dog with no legs. This is the story of that no-legged dog. I am in possession of two people with charming smiles and big blue eyes. One of them uses me as a backrest while…