thing one: do you want to play dungeons and dragons with me and mike, mom?
me: um, no thank you.
thing one: why, don’t you like it? did you play it when you were my age?
me: no sweetie, when i was your age i went out with boys who beat up guys who played dungeons and dragons.
…cranky mom goes to play dungeons and dragons now.
April Fox 
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